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La Chose e liquid, reading this dessert blend like a four-layer pastry

Written by Capucine Delbos · · 8 min to read

La Chose e liquid, reading this dessert blend like a four-layer pastry
Photograph: Brett Jordan / Unsplash

Several notes on a label, and yet a single impression in the mouth when everything works. La Chose e liquid from Le French Liquide owes its reputation to this blend of caramel, nuts, coffee and vanilla, which plenty of vapers enjoy without ever taking it apart. Reading it the way you would read a pastry changes how you set up your kit, and explains why it sometimes disappoints on the wrong device.

What La Chose e liquid is, in one recipe and one setting

La Chose is a dessert e-liquid made under the Le French Liquide name by Lips, a laboratory based near Nantes, in western France. The maker files it in its Versions Très Originales range and lists four flavour families, coffee, caramel, vanilla and nuts. French retailers spell these out as salted butter caramel, toasted hazelnut and pecan.

To pick out each layer, La Chose e liquid works best on a tight or restricted lung draw, at moderate power. The 10ml bottle in 50/50 and the nicotine salt versions suit it best. On a very airy tank pushed hard, the caramel tends to take over and the rest fades.

Four layers, one pastry

A pastry is built in layers, each with a clear job, and La Chose can be read the same way. Separating those layers helps you understand what is missing when the result tastes flat, and what is overflowing when it turns cloying.

The base, toasted hazelnut and pecan

The nuts play the part of the pastry case or the biscuit. They bring a dry, toasted grain that gives the rest of the recipe something to sit on. Pecan adds a richer note, the one you find in a pecan pie.

The sauce, salted butter caramel

The caramel runs over that base like a sauce. It is the sweetest layer, the one that gives length and the feeling of dessert. The salted butter stops it turning syrupy, but it is still the first layer to saturate when the heat goes up.

The cream, vanilla

Vanilla acts like a pastry cream. Hard to single out on its own, it smooths the joins between the sugar of the caramel and the grain of the nuts, and gives the whole blend its roundness.

The stroke of coffee

Coffee plays the part of a mocha glaze on top of the dessert. It does not lead the recipe, but its bitterness cuts through the sugar and adds relief. Without it, La Chose would taste like a praline, and with it, it becomes a coffee and hazelnut gâteau.

In what order to look for the notes in La Chose e liquid

A dense dessert blend is easier to enjoy when you know where to look for each note. The grid suggests an order of tasting, from the inhale to the aftertaste, and the sign of an imbalance at each step. It is a tasting method, not a lab measurement, and every palate shifts the markers a little.

MomentNote to look forSign of an imbalance
On the inhaletoasted hazelnut and a touch of coffeenothing roasted comes through, the heat is flattening the dry notes
In the mouththe caramel and its salty edgea syrupy feel, the caramel takes up all the room
On the exhalevanilla rounding things off, coffee coming backan acrid bitterness, closer to tired cotton than to coffee
In the aftertastepecan and cooked sugara lingering taste of burnt sugar

Two or three slow puffs are enough to practise, focusing on a single layer each time. The exercise has a practical use. The day the hazelnut disappears and the caramel becomes overbearing, you know something has changed, either in your settings or in your coil.

Which La Chose format for which kit

The online shop of Lips lists La Chose in six formats, each aimed at a different use. Formats and nicotine strengths are the maker’s own figures, and the kit column is our reading of them.

FormatStated nicotineSuggested kit
10ml bottle0, 3, 6, 11 or 16mg/mlpod or tight-draw tank
Salt E-Vapor 10ml, nicotine salts5, 10, 15 or 20mg/mlpod at low power
CLK prefilled pod, 2ml, nicotine salts10 or 20mg/mla battery compatible with these pods
Easy2Shake 60ml3 or 6mg/mla tank refilled often, tight or restricted lung draw
La Chose 50/50, 40mlnicotine-freethe same use, nicotine added by the vaper
30ml concentratenicotine-freehome mixing, never vaped neat

These are the formats Lips lists for its home market. In the UK, nicotine-containing liquid can only be sold in bottles of up to 10ml at no more than 20mg/ml, and tanks and pods are capped at 2ml, so check that any version you find in a UK shop meets those limits.

The key setting comes from the ratio. The 10ml bottle, listed as 50/50 by retailers, and the 40ml, whose name gives the same ratio away, are not built for hard sub-ohm vaping. A mid to high resistance coil and measured power keep the layers distinct.

Like any caramel dessert blend, La Chose loads the wick with sugar. The sign to watch for sits in the last line of the tasting grid, burnt sugar settling into the aftertaste when the coil was fine a few refills earlier.

Three cousins of La Chose on the dessert shelf

La Chose is not alone in the coffee, caramel and nut corner. Three recipes from other ranges help place its balance, based on the descriptions their makers publish.

Old Nuts, from Moonshiners, another brand made by Lips, swaps coffee for nougat. Its description opens on nougat, adds a rounded hazelnut, then a creamy caramel. The profile leans towards praline, where the coffee in La Chose pulls it towards a layered gâteau. The Moonshiners range, which we go through series by series, has more recipes in the same vein.

Time Out, in the same range, keeps coffee, but as a praline mocha arriving at the finish, after a sponge cake, vanilla and golden cereal. There, coffee closes the recipe, whereas La Chose weaves it through the other layers.

Macchiato Caramel, from Le Coq Qui Vape, goes the other way. Its description lists a light roast lifted by milk foam, with a touch of caramel. Coffee leads and there are no nuts, which makes it a dessert drink rather than a pastry. Next to these three neighbours, La Chose stands out for its nuts, which give it the bite of a dessert.

FAQ

The questions that come up when discovering La Chose, beyond tasting and formats.

Is La Chose a very sweet liquid?

Less so than a vanilla caramel, because coffee and nuts temper the sugar. In The dessert balance, the tool on our home page, four sliders set to the same level give a Balanced blend with a caramel plus vanilla share of 50%, which the tool describes as a moderately sweet profile.

What does the Frappée version change?

La Chose Frappée keeps coffee, nuts, vanilla and caramel, and the maker adds a cooling note. It comes as a 60ml Easy2Shake at 3 or 6mg/ml. Cooling changes the feel of the vapour without taking any sugar out of the recipe.

Should you shake La Chose before filling your tank?

For a ready-to-vape 10ml bottle, a quick shake is enough after long storage. For a shortfill topped up with a nicotine shot, shaking the bottle thoroughly is essential to spread the nicotine through the whole liquid.

Why does La Chose taste weaker after a few days?

Two causes often add up. Sugar from the caramel settles on the cotton and dulls the flavour, and your palate gets used to a profile it meets at every refill. A new coil fixes the first, and switching to a different flavour family for a while fixes the second.

Can you mix La Chose with another liquid?

Nothing stops you, in a clean empty bottle, but the balance of the four layers suffers quickly. Added vanilla thickens the cream, plain coffee hardens the bitter stroke. Test it on a few millilitres before mixing a whole bottle.

Tasting La Chose e liquid layer by layer

La Chose e liquid holds its place on the dessert shelf thanks to a pastry chef’s construction, a base of nuts, a salted butter caramel sauce, a vanilla cream and a stroke of coffee. Each layer needs a measured setting to stay readable, which the 10ml bottle in 50/50 or the salt versions on a tight-draw device provide.

Read this way, La Chose e liquid becomes a good training ground for taking apart any dessert e-liquid.

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